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ABRIDGED.BLOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

inspired by linus and wesley. n special shoutout to eli 4 being my muse!! he is so cool!!






april 24th: waning gibbous u have to stop. u smoke too tuff. ur swag too different. ur bitch too bad. they'll kill u

april 15th: smoking a zoot at the picador garden party

april 9th: can't stop wearing socks in bed. won't stop

april 8th: communist daughter or neutral milk hotel son

april 7th: ate two bags of baby carrots today. ama

april 5th: the amount of avocado toast i've consumed over the last few days is criminal. i should be locked up. i am destroying the economy one sourdough slice at a time. i feel like gregor samsa except instead of becoming a bug it is My Millennial Metamorphosis

april 4th: one Bruh Moment away from gaining consciousness. i am SO close. just one more

april 3rd: where is mega vrac za'atar when i need Her

april 1st: can't believe they named a day after me

march 31st: SPOTIFY DJ VOICE FEATURE IS A BETA FEATURE AND NOT AVAILABLE ON GOOGLE HOME SPEAKER. #BLESSED

march 30th: cherry blossom season save me.........

march 29th: leg fell asleep four times today. this is probably a sign that i need to Get A Life

march 28th: going to bed at 9pm today btw. if u even care

march 27th: ai this.. ai that.. when is the icup coming out!!

march 27th: am not the mf who says "discombobulated" in real life. or online. yet. That is not me. i need to earn That

march 27th: wow just took the fattest nap for the first time in a month and i am soooooo disoriented. life is not real

march 27th: my contribution to the recent movie and tv discourse is that they need to stop making everything so dark. and to add forced subtitles for when british people speak. thank u

march 26th: subscribed to a hacker news newsletter it is actually over for me now

march 26th: aosheng is cool

march 25th: eric li cd lecture watchparty TONIGHT!!!! be there or be SQUARE

march 24th: intense burning desire to learn hot cross buns on the kalimba just dropped

march 24th: inoreader pro trial expired. cruel cruel world

march 24th: may need to figure out a more efficient way to post here.. but do i?? much to consider....

march 21st: DOWNLOADED GITHUB MOBILE JUST 2 SAY THAT IT IS ALSO NATIONAL FRAGRANCE DAY. THERE ARE TOO MANY DAYS I FEEL

march 21st: ADRIENNE LENKER ALBUM OUT NOW. AND TURNS OUT IT IS THE FIRST DAY OF SPRING TODAY TOO. WHAT A LIFE

march 21st: JONI MITCHELL BACK ON SPOTIFY, THREE BODY PROBLEM OUT, AND BUS CAME ON TIME TODAY. AM I GOING TO DIE SOON

march 19th: my sister is turning 14 (FOURTEEN!!) today. terrible thirteens are over. we r SO back baby!!

march 19th: finally breaking my silence.........

june 2nd: STONE FRUIT SEASON SOON LIFE IS SOOOOOO GOOD

june 1st: white rabbit white rabbit white rabbit

may 5th: i want to do everything

april 5th: accidentally been thinking about p5.js and ps5 interchangeably and only realized as of rn

april 5th: in retrospect.. think there was a reason and that reason was going for a walk. the power of hindsight!!

feb 14: r u ever just really happy for no reason in particular. just like.. like u feel this giddiness bubble up in ur chest n rise up to ur throat n fill ur entire body n.. wow life is just so good!!!

feb 14: just went for a walk

feb 13: still thinking about the time i paid five dollars for miso soup.. still haven't recovered

jan 06: eating green grapes rn life is good

jan 04: can't stop thinking about that vid of quentin tarantino singing at a fiona apple concert

jan 03: patatutopia

jan 03: damn tuesday!! i'll do as i like.

jan 02: amortize DEEZ NUTS!!

jan 02: just learned what amortization is. mourning the loss of my childhood

jan 02: shopping list - twine and a tea strainer

jan 02: Hey there! I am using Whatsapp.